One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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