If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Randomize
