Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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