Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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