who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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