you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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