I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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