this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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