If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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