But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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