There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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