C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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