mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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