I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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