Do you still have your period?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
