she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
