im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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