Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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