What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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