wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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