I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
