why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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