Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He has the fingertips of a God
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