I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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