i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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