i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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