yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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