why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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