i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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