My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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