Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
should my penis look like a turkey
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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