STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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