Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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