you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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