i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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