just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i think my mom watched the whole time
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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