I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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