love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
