no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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