The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
i think im in europe. pls send help
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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