he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My vagina just clenched in fear
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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