oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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