I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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