I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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