I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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