I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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