Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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