Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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