...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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