I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I would ride that face into the sunset
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
