I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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