Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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